Jang jo rim is one of my all time favorite Korean side dishes. Delicate quails eggs simmered alond with brisket and green chili peppers in a pungent soy broth. Lazily, I would simply buy them in the refrigerated section from the grocery store or from the banchan ajuma in the market. But now, here in Western Washington I’m outta luck. “Oh, no, no, no.” The lady maning the deli at Pal-do wor-du replies when I ask her if he has any (she does sell ddok boggie though, for 5 FREEKIN BUCKS. Ouch!). So I am left to figure it out on my own. Pulling from all the resourses I have, my korean kitchen (who got a shout out on the xanga site the other day), my poorly written Korean published cookbooks, and my American publsihed Korean cookbook I had a rough idea of what to do.

But sometimes a rough idea isn’t enough. Especially if a cuisine is unfamilar. Ok so I don’t have that excuse, but Korean cooking techniques are still a little unclear to me. Once I replaced tofu for beef in ddok guk (rice cake soup) and was greeted with cheers of “Ohhhh, Fusion Style,” when I related the success to my coworker. Korean cuisine still appears to have a set of procedure standards that must be met for a dish to be called by its name.

And here is where the sad story starts. I bought brisket, a half pound, I cut it into smaller pieces, soaked it in water,

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boiled it with pepper and green onions to make the broth,

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then simmered it in a half cup of soy sauce, 5 Tablespoons of sugar and 2 cups of beef broth,

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but my brisket came out too chewy, almost like one of those all rubber superballs. Seriously I could’ve chucked the thing against the floor and it would have ricocheted around the kitchen for a good half an hour. You are a liar, Mrs. Korean Cooking Made Easy. This recipe was not easy at all and the complete lack of depth from your recipe is laughable. For example, I am told to boil the quaild eggs for 4 minutes. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Do I put the eggs in cold water (as you would when making regular hard boiled eggs), bring it to a boil, turn off the heat and let it stand for 4 minutes, or do I bring a pot of water to a boil then add the quails eggs and let them boil for 4 minutes! HELP.

(Just a quick side note. If any of you out there are considering writing a cookbook please read theRecipe Writer’s Handbook before you start. Your readers will thank you for it. I am seriously considering writing these Korean publishers and offering my services FOR FREE, to edit these cookbooks for more concise instructions!)

So I am prepared to try again. Instead of brisket I have purchased a lovely half pound of flank steak which I plan to simmer in a quarter cup of soysauce, 2 cups of beef both and 5 Tablespoons of sugar for 1 hour. Then I will add a couple tablespoons honey, sliced ginger, cooked quails eggs, and peppers.

A mere few months ago I would have been able to take my jang jorim to class and ask my co-teachers what I did wrong, but now my only hope is my Grandmother’s friend Ms. Chang, and you. What do you think? Any suggestions?