Mr. Pizza is a popular pizza delivery/eat-in chain in Korea. Their pies aren’t anything special, but aren’t bad. What does draw me to them over the others, is, however, their slogan “Made for Women.”

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“Made for Women.” What does that mean, exactly? Their ads don’t give much away. Just a picture of the mega popular Korean actress Moon Geun-yeong showing off her mega dimples.

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At least Secret Antiperspirant told you that it why with their 1980’s commercial slogan “was strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.” But Mr. Pizza leaves us hanging. Why is it made for women? Does it contain a high number of vitamins and minerals essential for women’s well being? Or maybe extra calcium to prevent osteoporosis? Or better yet, a natural birth control?

No. Thanks to an English menu we got the skinny.mrpizza2

Oh, Mr. Pizza is made for women because it’s 100% fresh, and 100% Chewy, and 100% Wholesome. Ah, and after reading the poll, we discovered the fact that Mr. Pizza “was voted as favorite pizza by college girls.” So do men not want A wholesome, fresh, and chewy pizza too?

Too bad. I was hoping there was more to this whole “Made for Women” thing. Like seeing Kevin develop a pair of breasts after downing a slice.
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